Source: http://www.theonion.com/articles/cia-declassifies-thousands-of-blackops-humor-in-un,17653/
CHAPPAQUA, NY—After more than 60 years of redacting classified but amusing anecdotes from Reader’s Digest’s popular Humor in Uniform section, the CIA announced Monday that the full text of thousands of previously censored jokes will now be made available to the public.