But, but, but…I thought that laughter is the best medicine?
Too much oxygen and breathing freely causes heart attacks. Who knew?
This could explain why so many professional athletes are dying suddenly on the field. But why aren’t the spectators passing away? Are they wearing ear plugs?
Phew! I’m lucky I live in the country. I would rarely if ever hear a loud car or truck. Pity you poor city folk though! It’s obvious that your days are numbered…
Cleanliness is next to death. This Godliness thing is really overrated!
Show this to your gamer children! Quickly!
Those lucky Queenslanders! This is one more worry they don’t have. But then again, they DO have Anastasia and she is bad for every single part of the body!
I’m grateful that scientists the world over have spent so much time and energy working out what has REALLY caused the increase in heart attacks. I was worried! I was under the impression that it was the experimental COVID jab. So relieved!
Now, if you are concerned about any of these heart attack ‘risks’, I have an investment proposal for you. It won’t cost you much and the return on investment is ridiculously high! Really!
Martin comments: Remember “Laughter is the best medicine”?
If our “reality” is really a simulation, then the simulation has gone haywire.
Time for a reality reboot.
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Martin Harris
I have a lovely partner and 3 very active youngsters. We live in the earthquake ravaged Eastern Suburbs of Christchurch, New Zealand.
I began commenting/posting on Uncensored back in early 2012 looking for discussion and answers on the cause and agendas relating to our quakes.
I have always maintained an interest in ancient mysteries, UFOs, hidden agendas, geoengineering and secret societies and keep a close eye on current world events.
Since 2013 I have been an active member of theCONTrail.com community, being granted admin status and publishing many blogs and discussion threads.
At this time I'm now helping out with admin and moderation duties here at Uncensored where my online "life" began.
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