Thanks To Snafu. Nice one!
This Is The Voice Of The One Percent.
There is a humanitarian crisis looming, and we are deeply concerned and remorseful.
We understand that $6 billion in aid is urgently required .
Since we have trillions stashed away in tax havens, we wouldn’t even notice the loss of this insignificant sum of money.
In fact it’s less than what we should have payed in taxes by a considerable margin.
We have therefore collectively decided to donate this sum to humanitarian aid in the required areas immediately through the appropriate channels.
It’s the least we could do.
And that’s today’s news that wasn’t.