The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
bird flu symptoms. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching joints
6. Flapping your arms.
7. Collecting twigs in a corner of your living room.
8. A significant desire for earthworm pizza.
9. The sensation that you are about to lay an egg.
10. An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.
Best wishes from Jon Eisen and Katherine Smith