Colorado saves democracy by not allowing people to vote for their preferred candidate

Babylon Bee’s satire continues to be less satirical and more factual with every passing week…

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In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate.

“I love democracy, and this is why we had to vote to overrule the millions of Colorado citizens who want to elect Trump through the democratic process,” said Colorado Justice and white woman Melissa Hart after the vote. “Trump is a terrifying orange man and if he’s elected he will likely grow to over 50 feet and rampage through the country killing people with his laser eyes. Our democracy is too precious for us to allow that to happen.”

After Justice Hart’s statement, the three other justices who voted with her stood and clapped in approval.

Democracy experts also applauded this democracy-subverting move to make sure democracy wasn’t subverted. “Just think. If 4 people in robes hadn’t taken away the voting rights of millions, we would have lost our democracy!” said journalist and democracy expert Linda Florgbott. “Thank God we saved it just in time.”

At publishing time, Trump had gained another 12% in Colorado polls.

Martin comments: Every time they try and squash this guy it backfires on them. And in the meantime, Trump’s been acquitted (again) after his latest court case. I lose track. So since he’s not technically guilty of insurrection (never even close to it for those of us who look beyond the jaded 5 second bytes and doctored clips in the MSM) doesn’t this mean that the four Dem judges who pushed this haven’t got a leg to stand on? There’ll be many more ins-and-outs-of-court before the US election commences, I’m sure.

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I have a lovely partner and 3 very active youngsters. We live in the earthquake ravaged Eastern Suburbs of Christchurch, New Zealand. I began commenting/posting on Uncensored back in early 2012 looking for discussion and answers on the cause and agendas relating to our quakes. I have always maintained an interest in ancient mysteries, UFOs, hidden agendas, geoengineering and secret societies and keep a close eye on current world events. Since 2013 I have been an active member of theCONTrail.com community, being granted admin status and publishing many blogs and discussion threads. At this time I'm now helping out with admin and moderation duties here at Uncensored where my online "life" began.

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