Hi, Troll

August 29, 2009

Have been reading your posts for a wee while now, and I can’t work you out.

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So, I have cut’n’pasted the following multi-guess quiz for you (and any keen other) in the interests of

rational human international discourse

– something you seem (unsuccessfully) hell-bent on derailing, for some reason or other.

Could you please complete the following multi-guess test and then submit your answers.

And then after that  …   be a more useful global citizen.

(btw, there are no www.sciencebasedmedicine.org based questions in the test

– so you can just go ahead and stick that URL right up your a$$)

OK, here we go …

1/   How much does water factor in the current Zionist/Palestinian conflict?

a)  not at all
b)  a little
c)  a great deal

2/      If it were up to you, how would you best achieve international stability?

a)    Targeted Assassination(s)
b)    PR firms
c)    Private Military Mercenary Armies
(comprised mostly of badly-informed trailer park psychopaths With Something To Prove,
and desperate Africans that have been convincingly promised greencards)
d)    Involuntarily Administered Suicide
or:
e)    The Militarisation Of Space

3/     Which term most comes to mind when you think of Palestinians?

a)   horse
b)   dog
c)   soft target
d)   collateral damage

4/     How many people were killed in the Vietnam war ?

a)   about 58,000
b)   about 4 million
c)   don’t know
d)   don’t care

5/     Is there a difference between The Existence of Israel and
The End of the Occupation of Palestine?

a)   Yes
b)   No
c)   The Holocaust
d)   They Hate Our Freedom

6/     When you think of Planet Earth – do you mentally picture:

a)    A Threat                      (i.e.  ‘It’s either you or me’)
b)    An Opportunity            (i.e.  ‘There is no you – there is only me’)
c)    A Closed System         (i.e.   ‘We’re all in this together’)
or:
d)   A big ball of molten rock hurtling through space
with 6 billion translatable mammals walking around on it,
several of which concurrently vie for Full Spectrum Dominance.

7/     Have you ever been:

a)   raped
b)   bombed
c)   shot
d)   dropped on your head at birth
e)   lied to and used by your superiors
f)    none of the above

8/      Which phrase do you hear most often – as you go about your daily chores on the Web?

a)   Twit
b)   Weiner
c)   Fucknut
or
d)   Ass Candle

9/       Do you get your own information from :

a)   The Sun (UK)
b)   The Telegraph Group Limited
c)   The Wall St Journal
d)   Fox News Channel
e)   Your mates down the pub

10/     In your head, Israel is a:

a)   democracy
b)   post World War II Western guilt trip
c)   an aggressive nuclear power
d)   a nation of self-informed superority complexes clinging to
yet one more pesky and geographically localised belief system
married to a persecution complex

11/     If you were to suddenly discover a dead body in the alley behind your home
– which kind would upset you the most?

a)  Jewish
b)  Zionist
c)  Iranian
d)  American
e)  A Celebrity
f)   An attractive and stylish member of the British Royal Family
or
g)  Some guy from, say …  Iceland,  or maybe The Maldives.

12/     What do you believe is the biggest threat to Israel currently ?  Is it:

a)   The Growing World Awareness by the Public  (or GWAP)
b)   Guerilla Warfare
c)   IDF suicide rates
d)   Its own news media
e)   Its own ex-WWII traumatised fear and hatred
(and its own resultant decision to never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust anyone else again.  Like never again.)
f)    Zionists

13/     What is the lethal lifespan of combat-dispersed Depleted Uranium particles?

a)    google it, fucker.

(then, be a more useful global citizen … )

14/     Did Arabs also descend from Shem?

a)   Yes
b)   No
c)   Don’t know
d)   Don’t care –
because my life is suddenly right now right outside my experience
(and I’m so scared right now)
e)   Don’t care –
because my current job pays well and I have mouths to feed
and a bigger house to buy
(so I go where they tell me)

15/   Is Israel expanding ?

a)  yes
b)  no
c)  don’t know
or
d)  settlements

16/   New Zealand SAS troops were re-deployed to Afghanistan recently to:

a)   Kill people.
b)   Secure a ‘free’trade deal with the world’s largest failing economy
c)   Protect oil pipelines
d)   Protect the drug trade

Please submit your response by the numbers and thanks for your time.

I’m really not trying to put you down, Gary – but please start reading more widely than you currently seem to.

I don’t dislike you  – I just despise your inability to learn from (and thus help alleviate) the collective and ongoing horrorshow that is human history.

Try and seek out and understand points of view that you do not agree with.

If brown people scare you, then I suggest you research the phrase:  ‘Human Universals’

– and you will have an easier time of it.

Otherwise, I’m afraid that you are just another part of the problem.

Kind Regards,

Scott Ewing

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