Armageddon Is At Hand!! 900 KFC Stores Shut Due To Chook Shortage!

Sights of fast food addicted youngsters weeping against locked doors, angry protests and folk wondering how they shall survive as KFC experiences the ultimate goof: “We have no Chicken…want your fries upsized?”

KFC maybe Kentucky fried, but it’s enjoyed by chicken lovers all all over the world. Unfortunately, for those chicken heads (no, not that kind) in the UK, a bird shortage means the fast-food chain has been forced to close most of its 900 locations in Britain and Ireland. Affected outlets will be shortening their hours and offering a limited menu.
KFC apologized for the inconvenience on Saturday, saying, “The chicken crossed the road, just not to our restaurants…”. Cheeky but kind of morbid, don’t you think? The company blamed the chicken shortage on their new delivery partner, DHL, citing “teething problems.” I don’t even want to know what that means, but it does not sound particularly finger lickin’ good.
The company also assured customers that “The Colonel is working on it.”


Martin Harris

I have a lovely partner and 3 very active youngsters. We live in the earthquake ravaged Eastern Suburbs of Christchurch, New Zealand. I began commenting/posting on Uncensored back in early 2012 looking for discussion and answers on the cause and agendas relating to our quakes. I have always maintained an interest in ancient mysteries, UFOs, hidden agendas, geoengineering and secret societies and keep a close eye on current world events. Since 2013 I have been an active member of community, being granted admin status and publishing many blogs and discussion threads. At this time I'm now helping out with admin and moderation duties here at Uncensored where my online "life" began.

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