The Chinese food contamination freak show is back in full swing
with new reports out of Singapore indicating that certain Chinese companies
are now mass producing and selling fake rice to unwitting villagers.
According to a report in the Korean-language Weekly Hong Kong,
the manufacturers are blending potatoes, sweet potatoes, and plastic industrial resin to produce the imitation rice.
A report in Very Vietnam states that an official from the Chinese Restaurant Association
has announced that eating three bowls of this fake rice is the equivalent of eating an entire plastic bag.
Consuming such plastic material is obviously a serious health hazard,
and officials are allegedly gearing up to conduct an investigation into the factories accused of producing the phony rice.