What will Comrade Joe bring to the table during his Presidency?
Opinion/Satire by Martin Harris 21/1/21
The Inauguration ceremony: It was like watching something going on the North Korean capital rather than the USA. Real popular guy, having to hide behind 200,000 guards and barbwire barriers. What a President, huh?
Trump had one million human beings (plus a handful of troublemakers) turn up in Washington to show their support. Biden gets a bunch of flags, all lined up like Communist troops on a Mayday Parade. A truly bizarre spectacle. At least none of the flags attempted to storm the White House I guess.
Mind you, there could be some interesting theatre in the offing shortly, speaking of North Korea. I predict this doddering dotard will be perceived to have performed some extraordinary feats in the coming months (before he’s replaced by the first woman president…hang on, we’re gender-neutral, we can’t call Kamala a woman…so..what’s she the first at then?).
My prediction for Biden’s accomplishments:
-Gets COVID under control using CCP style tactics. (ie by lying about the numbers and arresting non-comformers).
-Announces re-education camps for Trump supporters or anyone who questions the election results. Now you know what those empty Wal Mart stores are really for.
-Takes military action against North Korea, resulting in the deposition of Kim and the rapid reunification of Korea. (all pre-arranged with China). Subsequently stridently criticizes the previous administration’s peaceful shake-hands approach as weak. Peace can be more efficiently achieved by demonstration of superior power (as his master Xi Jinping taught). although Kim Jong Un is said to have been killed and his body dumped at sea in accordance with North Korean tradition, the details are hazy. “fog of battle” and all that. He’s actually been granted safe passage to China under a new identity.
-In a bombshell press conference, admits that mental deterioration due to Alzeimers is progressing rapidly, and becomes the first president to exit this world “with dignity” by voluntary euthenasia. being succeeded by President Harris, the first wom…errr.. non gendered thingy leader of the Not-So-Free World.
I might be joking here, or I might not. Time will tell.