The Real Joe Biden?

I’m sure you’ve all heard stories at one time or another about cloned politicians and rolled your eyes. This is a little more credible. As the real Joe Biden continues his physical and mental decline, measures may be already underway to con the world with a fake president.

We at Uncensored first began to notice something strange going on with Biden in the buildup to the 2020 US elections. “Strange” is a relative thing. We’ve always known him as a guy who is pretty hands-on with ladies and young girls, and seems to have a hair-sniffing fetish. But that’s not what we mean.

When Joe should have been out campaigning, he disappeared.

In fact, Obama seemed to be doing most of the campaign-trail donkey work.

Allegedly Joe was in exile in his basement. What goes on in Biden’s basement is probably best left to your imagination, but we were told he was hiding from the big bad Covid.

But things got even stranger when Biden reappeared.

I mean, masking up is one thing, but the guy appeared in front of the cameras with his face almost totally covered, including black-tint sunglasses. And his voice was so heavily muffled, subtitles had to be used. Can we be sure this was even Joe Biden? Take a look at the strange neck wrinkles, and the eyes appear strained behind the glasses. Something’s not right here:

Eventually, Biden appeared unmasked and looking remarkably lively and alert for a man who had previously already started to show signs of physical and mental decline. Who remembers the election night jog-to-the-podium? Yet within days he could barely make it up the stairs to Air Force One!

The “real” Joe appears to be suffering serious mental decline, as this unbelievable recent teleprompter balls-up suggests: Could it be that an impostor is being gradually introduced ready for the day when Joe is fully retired? Were they hoping to make the transition so gradual that we wouldn’t notice?

Then there’s this, provided to the author by Jon Eisen:

Yes, we’ve all heard about stand-ins and body-doubles. But there is more than one way to “replicate” a person without using look-alikes. Movie buffs will be familiar with stunningly realistic CG actors like Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher reprising their Star Wars roles posthumously;

But how do you get on with a real live audience? Can one really create a tangibly realistic likeness, using, for instance, a mask? Yes you can!

And there a few hints that a masked actor may have been used to play the Biden role;

More to come on this subject in the next issue of Uncensored Magazine (Issue #68), so be sure to get your copy.